When pregnant women attack! – Chick-fil-A’s Cow Appreciation Day

Yeah I know it’s a provocative title, but follow along as I share with you a true story that is surely deserving of such. In an earlier post I mentioned that Friday (July 11th) was “Cow Appreciation Day” at Chick-fil-A. Whereby you got a free meal if you showed up dressed like a cow. Earlier that day, while I was at work,  my family enjoyed their free lunch, taking part in the wholesome experience. I’m sure you can only imagine how thrilled I was to find my very own cow outfit waiting for me (compliments of Michelle) as I returned home from the office. Apparently we were invited to attend Chick-fil-A again, with some friends for dinner.

So long story short, after going through the hoopla of picture taking (by the store manager) and chatting with other staffers, we finally sat down to eat our $50 free dinner. Once the kids were settled and our talking gave way to chomping, from out of nowhere, a very pregnant woman bellies up to our table. The normal split second thoughts start flying; do we know-, wait no-, uh, yeah she’s a stranger, and just when calmness should have ensued the thought process takes a spiraling dive, what?-, Oh, oh, NO!-, as the Mommy-to-be assertively lifts her shirt, lowers her waistline and pushes her nakedly protruding abdomen atop our Continue reading

My Dear Sister…

I can’t  believe I missed out on the Dear Sister parody from SNL last year. Thanks to Jon Lee for sharing that nugget of time killer beauty. The wonders of YouTube related videos had Michelle and I consuming many of the double parodies like Pirates of the Caribbean, Lost, The Tudors and a classic episode of Three’s Company. If you too have no clue about Dear Sister, then read on. Oh, and stick around for my very own stab at the double parody. Continue reading